Since 2007 Lindsay Lohan has racked up $1.47 million in legal fees

Back in 2008 I received a failure to stop at a stop sign ticket for $87.10. That stunt got me grounded for a whole week. Lindsay Lohan has managed to rack up $1.46 million in legal fees and fines since 2007. Did Lindsay’s parents ground her? Nope, she’s still running around in miniskirts and high heels until 5 in the morning.

Lindsay’s “bad girl” lifestyle began in 2007 when she checked into a rehab facility that was so lavish it costs an arm and a leg. Seriously, $58,000 a month to “get clean.”

Hopefully she will get a refund because her stint there didn’t do her any good. Take a look at how her life went for the next few years below…

• January 2007–Wonderland Rehab: $58,000
• May 2007–1st DUI Arrest: $30,000 for bail
• May 2007–Promises Rehab: $54,500
• July 2007–2nd DUI Arrest: $25,000 for bail
• October 2007–Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah: $60,000 (2 months at $30,000 a month)
• May 2010–Failure to appear in court: $100,000 for bail
• June 9, 2010–Violated probation: $200,000 for bail
• August 2010–UCLA Rehab bill: $130,000
• September 25, 2010–Violated probation; failed drug test: $300,000 for bail
• November 2010-January 2011–Betty Ford rehab bill: $150,000
• February 9, 2011–Felony Grand Theft: $20,000 for bail, $20,000 for violating parole

Lindsay recently did a spread in Playboy for a cool $1 million. Too bad all that cash went to her lawyers…

Next time your parents give you a hard time for a minor incident kindly let them know they should be lucky you’re not Lindsay Lohan.